I've been doing Graphic Design for a variety of clients and organizations for 10 years. See my portfolio here.
I've always been a writer; I realized it in college once standardized tests got out of my way. Check out my novel and my rarely updated blog.
Marketing grew out of sales for me. It's my full time job and I've consulted for several small businesses and groups; my portfolio is more private, so contact me for details.
The American Humanist Society has authorized me to officiate weddings. I'm currently only licensed in DC, but with some notice I can prep for any state in the union.
I'm a professional photographer. See my gallery here.
I've planned events for guest lists of 4-400, for budgets of $50-$20,000.
3D Design/3D Printing
3D design and 3D printing are my favorite hobby. My tools and skills are not-yet-professional, but I'll get there. Check out my portfolio here.
I've costumed for a production or two. I mostly make for myself, but occasionally I do for others. Here is a show I helped out a few years ago.
OMG cosplay, people. Be anyone you want. Here's who I've been.